美国非主流的脑残体.....

  • 我不懂
    老师让学生写写他们的假期,一 13 岁英国女学生上交了这样一篇作文:

    My smmr hols wr CWOT.
    B4, we usd 2 go 2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :-@ kds FTF.
    ILNY, its gr8.
    Bt my Ps wr so {:-/ BC o 9/11 tht they dcdd 2 stay in SCO & spnd 2wks up N.
    Up N, WUCIWUG - 0.
    I ws vvv brd in MON.
    0 bt baas & ^^^^^.
    AAR8, my Ps wr :-) - they sd ICBW, & tht they wr ha-p 4 the pc&qt…
    IDTS!!
    I wntd 2 go hm ASAP, 2C my M8s again.
    2day, I cam bk 2 skool.
    I feel v O:-) BC I hv dn all my hm wrk.
    Now its BAU …
  • 我不懂
    译文如下:

    My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face. I love New York, it’s great. But my parents were so worried because of September 11 that they decided to stay in Scotland and spend two weeks up north. Up north, what you see is what you get - nothing. I was extremely bored in the middle of nowhere. Nothing but sheep and mountains. At any rate, my parents were happy – they said it could be worse, and that they were happy with the peace and quiet. I don’t think so! I wanted to go home as soon as possible, to see my mates again. Today I came back to school. I feel very saintly because I have done all my homework. Now it’s business as usual …
  • B
    Banjo
    缩写而已 上升不到脑残体这个高度
  • h
    handsomeken
    脑残体也不过异体罢了,何必上纲上线
  • z
    zhaolinjia
    OMFG:D
  • 二流大神
    英国?美国?
  • 夕雨
    缩写很早以前不就在使用了么?
  • a
    aszx21
    比大陆的好点

    [本帖最后由 aszx21 于 2008-10-13 09:33 编辑]
  • 冰镇石油
    正宗美国英语教材,又学了几招,到英文论坛显摆一下:D
  • h
    handsomeken
    除了asap和2,哪个是常见的
  • S
    Swirls
    ls的哥们太有才了
  • N
    Nothing
    对12楼五体投地
  • 放浪的无责任男

    [posted by wap]


    我操,第二种解读太牛13了!!!
  • l
    lijgame
    拜12楼的神人
  • O
    OpEth
    12楼神仙。。。。。
  • r
    redemption
    这个只是把单字缩写,或者有规律的一些异体变化罢了

    脑残文则是胡乱加个偏旁,只以闹心为目的


    两回事~
  • 我们的生活充满阳光
    不用这么双重标准吧
  • c
    contra
    这个应该和拼音党做比较,和脑残体有一定区别
    当然给人带来的困扰和不快是一样的,所以也可以说他很脑残
  • z
    zhaolinjia
    12楼牛13
  • b
    bull
    12楼神人啊~~看得我硬朗了起来~~
  • d
    dragong
    lol~
  • s
    shinken4503
    缩写和脑残是两说
  • 灌水与情感
    先弄清什么叫异体再发言吧
  • D
    DEXTER
    12L是神仙
  • 逃啊逃啊逃
    为什么没有人给12楼加鸡骚
  • a
    austin316
    12楼翻译才是真正解码啊
  • w
    whiskeylullaby
    看得懂 但觉着这学生心态是残的。。。
  • l
    lycoo
    叩拜12楼神人~
  • g
    gogogo
    12楼神

    另外这已经算英文脑残体了