今天不知哪根筋犯病 特想说英文

  • n
    neversc0t
    早晨去见同学
    就满嘴英文

    下午上班去见同事
    又是满嘴英文

    我这是犯什么病了?
    英文电影看多了?

    [本帖最后由 neversc0t 于 2010-5-21 22:23 编辑]
  • T
    TG春上春
    You sure got a syndrome so called Anglophilia.
  • n
    neversc0t
    让我最困惑的就是
    我的英文水平很低....
  • x
    xxxdddhhh
    oh r o o m ~~~~jack slow fuck
  • n
    neversc0t
    不敢和妹子说英文

    她比我好太多了
  • x
    xxxdddhhh
    记得一个词FUCK然后用问句~就可以啦~结果有两个~不是扇你大头就是扇你笑头~
  • 1
    1945III
    看看南方公园电影版

    shut your fucking face unclefucker
  • K
    KIREEK
    英文电影看多了
    外语有啥好说的……
  • b
    beegao
    Go and find somebody who speaks better English to shut you up.
  • r
    rockstyle
    语感来了,追求口语高潮的冲动,体会过
  • H
    HEIREN
  • n
    neversc0t
    只能找妹子了

    周围也就她比我高的多
  • w
    waterfirestart
    路可爱特卖爱子,贼死诶死肯飞扥死。
  • 扯秤
    What does the spanish priest say to the iraqi gynecologist?

    I don't know, but what he say?

    Buuu........

    You are such a pig-fucker, Phillips.

    Why you call me pig-fucker?

    Let's see, first of all, you fuck pigs!

    Oh, ya!

    Fuck my ass and call me a bitch!

    Oh you shoot-faced cock-masturer!

    Listen you donkey-raping shoot-eater!

    You fuck your uncle!

    You fuck your uncle!

    Shut your fucking face, you're a uncle-fucker, you 're a balls-

    sucking, ass-licking, uncle-fucker! you're a uncle-fucker, it's

    true; Nobody fucks uncles like you!

    You 're the one fucking your uncle, uncle-fucker! You don't

    eat or sleep or moving, you just fuck your uncle all day long!

    You're a bone-biting bastard, uncle-fucker!

    You're a uncle-fucker,I must say!

    Well, you fuck your uncle yesterday!

    Uncle-Fucker,thats U-N-C-L-E,fuck you!Uncle fucker!!

    Suck my balls!
  • c
    cc0128
    shooteater,unclefucker神了。。。。

    [本帖最后由 cc0128 于 2010-5-24 11:10 编辑]
  • n
    nopaina
    我也想说 不过只有一句台词 fuck!
  • H
    HKE
    认识几个女孩都是语言天才..一个英德都是专八,一个通晓德英意,一个最次的也是英专八,日德流利上口...

    不过一个都抓不住,一个比我大很多,一个比我小很多...一个刚好小两岁的刚结婚...