reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
同性婚姻不该合法的十个理由
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
同性恋不符合自然。正常的人反对不自然的东西,比如眼镜,聚酯和空调。
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
同性婚姻鼓励人们变成同性恋。同样的道理,跟高的人相处久了你也会长高。
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
合法化同性婚姻会放纵各种疯狂行为。人们甚至要和宠物结婚,因为狗也有法律地位可以签署结婚证书。
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn´t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can´t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
异性婚姻已经存在这么久了,不应改变;所以,妇女还是男人的财产,黑人还不能和白人结婚,当然离婚也不应合法。
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears´ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
同性婚姻的合法了会破化异性婚姻的“宗旨”。比如,小布莱尼55小时的婚姻的的神圣性就会被打破。——小布什在反对同行婚姻时,讲的唯一的理由就是,婚姻的神圣性。
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn´t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren´t full yet, and the world needs more children.
异性结婚之所以有意义是因为他们能生小孩。同行婚姻,不能生育的夫妇,以及老人都不该被允许结婚,因为我们的孤儿院还没有装满,而且我们需要更多小孩。
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
显然的,同性家长养的小孩也是同性恋,因为异性恋家长养出的都是异性恋。
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That´s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
小孩如果没有生活在一男一女组成的家庭里,便无法成功。因此我们的社会禁止单亲家长养小孩。
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven´t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
同性婚姻会改变社会基础;我们永远不能适应新的社会,正如我们还未适应汽车,第三产业,以及更长的寿命。
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage
如果你相信是爱造就了婚姻,请转载此文