刚刚骗子来电话........

  • t
    tit
    手机响,一看是海南海口的电话,心知是骗子。接了。

    骗子:“在哪里呀”
    我:“在海口啊”
    骗子:“啊?你不在上海?”
    我:“到海口出差”
    骗子:“怎么样,知道我是谁吗?”
    我:“你我还能不知道,老张呗。”
    啪,骗子把电话挂了。

    骗子电话号码:13807684427
  • g
    gintonic
    把“老张呗”改成“老王吧”更好
  • 陈惯吸
    最近脑子不好使,老张贝的笑点在哪里?
  • t
    taotao888
    我也刚才接到一个"包裹地址不详,无法投递的"的 网络电话.
  • 一根火材
    我自己刚才努力想出来的。
    是不是谐音 老丈呗
    意思就是你女儿被我艹了。
  • t
    tit
    没笑点啊,大哥。这是我今天下午和骗子的真实对话,不是讲笑话来的。
  • t
    tit
    刚看邮箱,发现个洋骗子。

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I understand that receiving my email would come to you as a surprise because you do not know me. I am Mr. James Robinson; I formerly work with an OIL MERCHANT COMPANY IN LIBYA, EXPORTING DEPARTMENT OF CRUDE OIL PRODUCT TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES.

    I got your contact through country short listed directory, I want you to help me claim this package that is already in overseas as the beneficiary which I shipped through our Libya Central Bank ACCREDITED DIPLOMATIC COURIER AGENT but the contents of the package is $35,000,000.00 all in $100.00 bills, but the DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY does not know that what the package contains is money.

    All I want you to do for me now is this give me your full names, mailing address, your private phone/mobile, at the end of this transaction you will have 30% while 68% will be for me and additional 2% for you for any expenses you incur during the transaction.

    If this arrangement is okay by you, you can indicate your interest by replying to my email for security reasons and other modalities will be discussed as soon as you get back to me including sending of the keys to the package to you and my identity must not be review to a third party and keep this venture confidential.

    Yours Faithfully,

    Mr. James Robinson
  • l
    literry2001
    老王吧这个梗不错
    以后可以试试
  • k
    kevinds
    还是个伪装的洋骗子……
    im MR james喷了
  • 化骨绵掌
    昨天我也接到了~~~
    骗子:“你听不出我是谁啊?”
    我:“哦~是老猪是吧”
    骗子:“是啊是啊”
    我:“你他妈欠我钱什么时候还啊~”
    骗子愣了一秒钟开骂~~我也骂了几句挂掉电话~~
  • Z
    Zhen_Link
    骗子为什么挂了?
  • b
    baki
    同问,为什么听到是老张就挂了,正常情况下不是应该继续绕吗?
  • b
    bigwizard
    +1
  • i
    inc010074
    尼玛 我也收到过骗子电话。 猜猜我是谁。我说 是李斌把。 结果骗子骂了句 tmd 然后挂了。
    尼玛 我还没骂他呢
  • l
    lvcha
    骗子应该回:我老赵啊?
  • 跳蛋
    楼主收线太早了,骗子也觉得太假,楼主应该再稍微钓一钓


    骗子:“怎么样,知道我是谁吗?”
    我:“哎,想不起来。”
    骗子:“你太不够意思了,还老朋友呢,我的声音都听不出来了。”
    我:“我想想,实在对不住,实在听不出。。。。。不会是老张吧!”
    骗子:“还算够朋友,是我。对了,最近怎么样?”
    我:“一般一般,马马虎虎。你呢?”
    骗子:“哎,兄弟我最近遇到点事。”
    我:“又出事了?你小子最近霉运不断啊!上次你老妈得癌症,花了不少钱吧?你妈身体怎样了?”
    骗子:“唉,还能怎样,这病花钱就是没底的啊,不过现在好点了。”
    我:“是啊,老人家这个年纪了,要多照顾照顾啊。对了,你上次不是说老婆出轨你要跟她离婚吗,现在你们两口子怎样,没离吧?”
    骗子:“没有,没有。谁能不犯错,我们现在挺好的。”
    我:“嗯,夫妻生活嘛,要以和为贵。对了,你儿子不是生下来没屁眼要手术么?手术成功吗?”
    骗子:“你麻痹。。。。”
  • 永恒之蓝
    posted by wap

    我也公布一个骗子号码:13790910630,广东的!给我打过来,我臭骂了他一顿
  • j
    jik197
    没有人觉得这电话挂的蹊跷,是不是真的是楼主朋友不是骗子,真的生气了才挂的电话??
  • j
    jFz
    师傅类
    罗师——螺丝
    姜师——僵尸
    毛师——男方方言音为厕所
  • s
    shuatimson
    大家不组团玩他们吗?手机是不是可以录音,然后传上来!!!