Today, a friend offered to have sex with me

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    ak-47
    Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML
    #4159325 (75)I agree, your life sucks (6001) - you totally deserved it (578) - moderated and selected by the Jackass crew
    On 07/30/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by VelocityMary (woman) - United States
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    zafm0861


    这个到底是啥网站,求地址
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    dragong
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    scalper
    fml很喜欢任地狱呀。。。
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    BeastMa
    上次买口袋妖怪白金,还有一个为了Wii把来家sex的女友送回家。

    这次又来为了Wii甘愿做丑女福利员。

    这FML是nintendo的软广告吧……
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    madoka
    Your life sucks!!!!!
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    ak-47
  • 咸蛋小朋友


    [本帖最后由 咸蛋小朋友 于 2009-7-31 13:09 编辑]
  • 采姑娘de小蘑菇
    Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

    Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML

    [本帖最后由 采姑娘de小蘑菇 于 2009-7-31 14:23 编辑]