本帖最后由 wlee 于 2009-7-28 15:41 编辑

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

今天，我男友和我决定在他的家里OOXX。我们到了以后，他先去看信箱里面有没有信，然后就发现他订购的Wii的游戏到货了。他把我送回了家因为他更想玩游戏。FML

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML

今天，我发短信给我的男友，问他到底想不想今天来亲热。他的回复是“不行，白金今天出。”我一开始没听懂，于是我去搜索了一下“白金，2009年3月22号”。结果我发现他是在说最新的口袋妖怪游戏。FML


http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=615298757

FML是什么？分泌量？冯梦龙？

FML即 F*** my life的缩写，直译的话就是“艹，我的生活烂透了……”

他男友真是个傻逼……

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML



今天，我裸身躺在床上，被蒙上了眼罩。我告诉我的男友他把我怎样都行。30分钟以后，我下了床发现他在电脑室打魔兽。他队友需要他。FML

话不能这么说，无图无真相
万一你GF长得跟春哥似地，你会怎么选

这个前提不可能
要是她长得跟春哥一样
她就根本不可能成为我的GF
所以这男的还是个傻逼

对于不缺逼艹的人来说，选游戏很正常吧。

求全系列

确实，完事后总是想尽快摆脱好去打魔兽。

It\'s like I always say:NINHELL MUST DIE!!!!!!

……对这种事不敢发表言论

魔法师们全哭了

万能句式发现

那个帖子和网站都太棒了

giving head学到新词组了

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

这没有什么,不可能有一个男人会对随时可以操到的B抱有饥渴感,这只是女人的一厢情愿
不过很高兴看到中西方在这方面都是一样的

F u c k my life?
第一看以为FML=False Make Love

难道他男友就不能一边操她一边玩游戏？

很正常啊

我一个有GF的哥们就说过，有游戏没老婆的时候想玩老婆，找到老婆了玩一短时间后又觉得游戏比较好玩

本帖最后由 Shaw 于 2009-7-28 19:51 编辑

可以负责任的说游戏比较好玩~~
因为游戏你可以玩天天玩还可能越玩越精神……
女人么……不中场休息能坚持2小时就很imba了吧……


当然，需要指出的是对于多数人来说，每周不花一点时间来玩女人，那游戏也变得索然无味……

玩腻了

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type \'virginia\' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for \'virgin boy assholes\'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I\'m a young guy. FML

今天，我老板叫我去他的办公室，要给我看一个可能成为我们的商业伙伴的公司的网站。当他在谷歌里面打“Virginia”这个词的时候，网站把他的搜索自动补完成了他最近才搜索过的词条——“小处男的菊花”。我明天就要和他一起出差。我是个年轻男人。FML

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

今天，我结婚9年的老公告诉我说他是搞基的。他甚至还暗示我说，他和我在一起的时候能硬起来，是因为我长得比较爷们。FML