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1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris的眼泪能治癌，可惜的是他从来不哭。
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris从来不睡觉。他等待着。
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris现在正在起诉NBC，声称“法律”和“秩序”只不过是他左右腿的商标而已。
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris的主要出口产品是痛苦。
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
如果你能看到Chuck Norris，那Chuck Norris也能看到你。如果你不能看到Chuck Norris，那你离死不远了。
* 在Chuck Norris的电视剧中，结尾曲有句歌词大意是“那些做坏事的人小心了，Chuck Norris正看着你！”
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris从一数到了无穷。两次。
7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris从来不去“狩猎”，因为“狩猎”这个词暗示有可能失败。Chuck Norris直接去“杀”。
8. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris从来不洗衣服。他直接把它们撕开。
*撕开衣服是猛男打架的前兆。
9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a Indian.
Chuck Norris有1/8的Cherokee血统。这和他的祖先无关——这个家伙吃掉了一个印地安人。
*Cherokee是印第安人一支。
10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
精装版吉尼斯世界纪录大全的最后一页上特别注明，所有的吉尼斯世界纪录其实都是由Chuck Norris保持的，这本书上记载的只不过是那些最接近他的人而已。
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