- Insult - This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! - Response - And I\'ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
- Insult - Soon you\'ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! - Response - First you\'d better stop waving it around like a feather-duster.
- Insult - My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! - Response - So you got that job as janitor, after all.
- Insult - People fall at my feet when they see me coming. - Response - Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
- Insult - I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. - Response - He must have taught you everything you know.
- Insult - You make me want to puke. - Response - You make me think somebody already did.
- Insult - Nobody\'s ever drawn blood from me, and nobody ever will! - Response - You run THAT fast?
- Insult - You fight like a dairy farmer. - Response - How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
- Insult - I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! - Response - I hope now you\'ve learned to stop picking your nose.
- Insult - Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? - Response - Why, did you want to borrow one?
- Insult - I\'ve heard you are a contemptible sneak. - Response - Too bad no one\'s ever heard of YOU at all.
- Insult - You\'re no match for my brains, you poor fool. - Response - I\'d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
- Insult - You have the manners of a beggar. - Response - I wanted to make sure you\'d feel comfortable with me.
- Insult - I\'m not going to take your insolence sitting down! - Response - Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
- Insult - There are no words for how disgusting you are. - Response - Yes there are. You just never learned them.
- Insult - I\'ve spoken with apes more polite than you. - Response - I\'m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Here is a list of insults and responses for the battle with Carla, the Sword Master of Melee Island™. This fight differs from the previous fights as Carla does all the insulting and Guybrush only needs to successfully respond to win a point. You need to win five points to beat Carla.
- Insult - I\'ve got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today. - Response - And I\'ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
- Insult - My tongue is sharper than any sword. - Response - First, you\'d better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
- Insult - My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! - Response - So you got that job as a janitor, after all.
- Insult - My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! - Insult - I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors. - Response - Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
- Insult - Only once have I met such a coward! - Response - He must have taught you everything you know.
- Insult - If your brother\'s like you, better to marry a pig. - Response - You make me think somebody already did.
- Insult - No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. - Response - You run THAT fast?
- Insult - I will milk every last drop of blood from your body. - Response - How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
- Insult - My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood. - Response - I hope now you\'ve learned to stop picking your nose.
- Insult - I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape. - Response - Why, did you want to borrow one?
- Insult - My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! - Response - Too bad no one\'s ever heard of YOU at all.
- Insult - I\'ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! - Response - I\'d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
- Insult - Every word you say to me is stupid. - Response - I wanted to make sure you\'d feel comfortable with me.
- Insult - You are a pain in the backside, sir! - Response - Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
- Insult - There are no clever moves that can help you now. - Response - Yes there are. You just never learned them.
- Insult - Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. - Response - I\'m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
玩这段的时候我笑趴下了
伊芙莉特
/拍桌 42楼GJ
sonnen
42楼太搞了
tommyzzj
本帖最后由 tommyzzj 于 2010-4-3 12:12 编辑
其实最搞的是你和剑圣对剑以后然后用剑圣的侮辱去和别人拼剑
对方的回答一律为……
\'That\'s unfair, you are using swordmaster insult\'
台词这么神！？
好喜欢这台词……
安息教练，我晕3D