1:<Sister, this is a flock of chickens.>
妹_子_，_这_是_鹤_立_鸡_群_呀
2:<Crash drama, this model is so big, afraid not a thousand dollars?>
撞_车_戏_，_这_模_型_这_么_大_，_怕_不_得_千_把_块_钱_？
3:<I'm already a salty fish.>
我_已_经_是_一_条_咸_鱼_了
4:<Married a wife back as a child to take care of, so tired ah.>
娶_了_个_老_婆_回_来_当_小_孩_照_顾_，_好_累_啊
5:<As it turns out, beautiful women are talented.>
事_实_证_明_，_美_女_都_是_有_才_艺_的
6:<I heard it was going to be demolished.>
听_说_要_拆_迁_了
7:<Child: Hi, are you a brother or a sister?>
孩_子_：_嗨_，_你_是_弟_弟_还_是_妹_妹
8:<Now I miss the days when I can dance in the square.>
现_在_好_怀_念_还_能_跳_广_场_舞_的_日_子
9:<Sister, you have to make yourself so miserable, you can't get in the car?>
妹_子_，_非_要_把_自_己_搞_得_这_么_狼_狈_，_你_好_好_上_车_不_行_吗_？
10:<Come on, chance! Come out at night and be dying!>
来_吧_，_偶_遇_吧_！_晚_上_出_来_一_定_会_被_打_残_的_！
11:<Brother two, no one can save you today.>
二_哥_，_今_天_谁_也_救_不_了_你_了
12:<Where's the man? Where's the man? Why is it gone?>
人_呢_？_人_呢_？_怎_么_不_见_了_呢_？
13:<The first time to see a female netizen, before she has been said to be a fat person, today a look, it is.>
第_一_次_见_女_网_友_，_之_前_她_一_直_说_是_个_胖_子_，_今_天_一_看_，_果_然_是
14:<Count you are good have the right to wait for me to grow up!>
算_你_厉_害_有_本_事_等_我_长_大_了_！
15:<Brother, your brain circuit is a little long.>
兄_弟_，_你_脑_回_路_有_点_长_啊
16:<How can you exercise so special? Not like everyone else?>
你_这_锻_炼_方_式_怎_么_那_么_特_别_呢_？_和_别_人_不_一_样_呢_？
17:<Brother Taiwan you ran in the wrong place, the square dance at the door!>
兄_台_你_跑_错_地_方_了_，_广_场_舞_在_门_口_！
18:<Big brother, you're excited to be like this.>
大_兄_弟_，_你_咋_还_兴_奋_成_这_样
19:<Sister: my husband has not hit me for three days, come to his site is to be beaten.>
妹_子_：_老_公_已_经_三_天_没_有_打_我_了_，_来_他_工_地_就_是_为_挨_打_的
20:<The king asked me to patrol the mountains, and I could see which one was unconvinced.>
大_王_叫_我_来_巡_山_，_我_看_哪_个_不_服
21:<Brother, you can not help but open, always feel can not eat the soul.>
大_哥_，_你_能_不_能_不_跺_开_，_总_感_觉_吃_不_到_灵_魂_了
22:<I'm going to date tomorrow, and today I'm going to have a beautiful haircut.>
明_天_去_相_亲_，_今_天_我_要_剪_一_个_漂_亮_的_发_型
23:<Boy, your rhino horn is good, which hairstylist designed it.>
小_伙_子_，_你_的_犀_牛_角_不_错_，_是_哪_个_发_型_师_设_计_的
24:<It's rare to see such a scene now.>
现_在_很_少_见_到_这_样_的_场_景_了
25:<Tricycle: I've been depressed for so long that I'm finally free.>
三_轮_车_：_我_压_抑_太_久_了_，_终_于_自_由_了
26:<If you're over, I won't have to.>
你_过_就_行_了_，_我_就_不_用_了
27:<The policeman's uncle and my girlfriend were swept away by the water.>
警_察_叔_叔_我_女_朋_友_被_水_冲_走_了
28:<Is this a little unscientific?>
这_是_不_是_有_点_不_科_学_？
29:<The sister of our dormitory, who doesn't have a boyfriend yet.>
我_们_宿_舍_的_妹_子_，_现_在_还_没_男_朋_友
30:<How did this car go up, brother?>
大_哥_这_车_是_怎_么_开_上_去_的
31:<My sister is a man with a story.>
妹_子_是_个_有_故_事_的_人_呀
32:<My sand sculpture girlfriend.>
我_的_沙_雕_女_友
33:<This scene is so touching, no matter how slow you walk, I will wait for you.>
这_一_幕_太_感_人_了_，_不_管_你_走_得_多_慢_，_我_都_等_你
34:<Haha, a look at the driver is a person who hasn't driven a motorcycle.>
哈_哈_，_一_看_司_机_就_是_没_开_过_摩_托_车_的_人
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