Do you speak English?

  • y
    yeskey
    -Do you speak English?
    -Yes!
    -Name?
    -Abdul al-Rhazib.
    -Sex?
    -Three to five times a week.
    -No, no...I mean male or female?
    -Male, female, sometimes camel.
    -Holy cow!
    -Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
    -But isn't that hostile?
    -Horse style, doggy style, any style!
    -Oh dear!
    -No, no! Deer run too fast...
  • f
    ff42
    holy cow不解。相当于holy shit么？
  • H
    HKE
    ....是问gender吧...真不知道谁谁谁斯皮硬个李续
  • 冬
    冬年斯基
    很老的笑话了
  • s
    sasithara
    就是 不是个这吧...我的天呐..的意思..Holy shit 我勒个去.... 其实都差不多啦...Holy crap,Holy cats、、、
  • 绝
    绝色的伤口
    委婉的说法
  • 2
    20121231
    OH MY HOLLY LORD
  • 猫
    猫猫的小叔叔
    LZ村上通网线了~恭喜
  • y
    ycwzq
    Yes,shit,warm,soft,but a bit smelly.