还有段激情的



Stranger: can u upload a pic of your penis for me?
You: sure
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: of course lol
You: can you show me your pussy?
Stranger: i will show you my tits if you show me your dick
You: ok
You: how

ｃｏｏｌ～～～

ls的后续呢……

结果呢

妈的上面全是TMD中国爷们在耍人吧

喷了，全是中国人……

“pussy”还好这词我认识，居然金山词霸翻译是小猫………………

You: Hi
Stranger: hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: whats up
Stranger: boy or girl
You: you can guess
Stranger: you are chinese ?
You: wow yes i am
Stranger: 看得出来
You: do you speak chinese?
You: 日。。。
You: 又是自己人
Stranger: 。。
Stranger: 8了
You: bye

跟机器人聊还是随机的 1 B 1?

全是中国人……


Stranger: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELLO
You: kinda weird,eh?
Stranger: not.
You: Like random sex party
Stranger: U R?
Stranger: 'm a bigbigbigbigbigbig girl.
You: Are u **ing messing with me?
Stranger: 2 p?
You: u **ing moron
Stranger: Your mother is also good

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Stranger: 【春哥纯爷们】 ←If you can understand,let's go on(BUT NO DOG and JAPANESE)



妈滴B 我连遇到4个都是中国人

我开头都是问
FEMALE？
对方回答NO
我就马上disconnect了

考虑下是不是要贴些图

为什么我碰不到中国人啊

You: female?
Stranger: en
You: hehe
You: kidding me?
You: where are u come from?
Stranger: china
You: ...



这个估计也是男滴

上面真的有外国人？》

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: not chinese please
Stranger: what do u mean?
You: cool,where r u from?
Stranger: Mars aha
Stranger: and u?
You: ok...now iam pretty sure ur chinese
You: 春哥纯爷们
Stranger: 铁血真汉子
Stranger: 人民好兄弟
You: 你碰到几个中国人了？
Stranger: 基本上都是中国人
You: 目前为止我是50%的几率
Stranger: 我是75%
You: 前面碰到个西班牙人，他说全中国人，疯了
Stranger: 晕，看来观光团的能量是强大的
Stranger: 我刚碰到个装B的，说自己是耶特兰蒂斯 妈的
Stranger: 你是来学英语的？
You: 你号称mars来的也好不到哪里去好伐？

Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAND! and you
You: HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAND! and you
Stranger: fock you
You: fock you
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都中国人

You: it is fuwochen
Stranger: ?what did you say?
You: A U CHINESE?
Stranger: no i am british
You: MAN OR WOMAN?
Stranger: i am a girl
Stranger: what about you?
You: WA O GREAT
You: I AM A BOY
Stranger: it is my pleasure to speak to you.
You: ME TOO.BUT I AM NOT GOOD AS ENGLISH....
Stranger: what does "fuwochen" mean?
Stranger: it does not matter, i can understand you.
You: “FUWOCHEN”，IT IS chinese，IT MEANS Push-ups
You: YOU ARE VERY NICE
Stranger: thank you
You: TELL ME YOUR MSN,SHALL I??
Stranger: i have no MSN
You: O,SO SAD
Stranger: are you a student?
You: NO,I AM WORKING

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You: 【春哥纯爷们】 ←If you can understand,let's go on
Stranger: ..........铁血真汉子
Stranger: 我不明白
You: ....
You: 艹.怎么全TMD中国人
You: 说话
Stranger: = =我遇到好几个国外的了..
Stranger: 一个法国..
Stranger: 一个加拿大
You: 刚才一个女的给我发照片.我不信
Stranger: 一个美国- -
Stranger: - -
Stranger: 哪的女的
You: 她说是她照片
Stranger: - -..中国?
You: 没问.我给他开心网地址.她说打不开
Stranger: = =..英文/
You:
Stranger: - -..好多人装外国人..
You: 我英文不好
Stranger: - -....这个网应该是国外人
You: 这是你妈给中国人练外语的地儿吧
Stranger: IMAGESHACK...外国人用的多
You: 我也用啊.比较稳定的图床
Stranger: 但是中国也有人用
Stranger: 恩- -
Stranger: 你哪人/
You: 我在北京
Stranger: = =...哦哦.江苏.
You: 这玩意儿怎么就火起来了
Stranger: 还好吧
Stranger: 3000人在
Stranger: 不算多..
Stranger: 3000人里有100是国外的就不错了
You: 但貌似刚起来的啊
You: 我觉得也是
Stranger: 嗯..
Stranger: 100都悬啊..
You: 你英文不错啊
Stranger: 国外的估计都喜欢多说点话..
Stranger: - -.,.my english is so poor..
You: 不明白这网站意义何在
Stranger: - -无聊的网..
You: 我TM一直开着金山在搞
Stranger: .....
Stranger: 悲剧...
Stranger: 我还好- -
Stranger: 我一 朋友碰到个31岁的老美教授
Stranger: 一直在罗嗦...
Stranger: 全是专业词
You: 好了.不聊了.拜拜啊
Stranger: 他开在线翻译...
Stranger: 嗯

麻痹我两碰到同一人了

Stranger: Hello ^_^
You: ？
Stranger: !
You: hello
Stranger: What are you here for?
You: where are u from
Stranger: From my mother's womb, from a string of experiences, from Chicago.
Stranger: Yourself?Stranger: What brings you to Omegle?
You: 春歌
Stranger: I can't read those characters...
Stranger: In English, perhaps?Stranger: "Spring Song"?
You: someone‘s name

晚上欧洲人多 昨天晚上聊得一个是芬兰的妹子一个是德国的大哥
大白天基本上都是中国人- -

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: there
Stranger: from?
You: china...
Stranger: douban?
You: nope
You: tgfc?
Stranger: nope
You: bye
Stranger: 8

老子碰到TG了的

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Stranger: hi?
You: 春哥纯爷们
Stranger: 没错
You: ...
You: 怎么又是
Stranger: 233max
You: TG的?
You: ID?
Stranger: 。。。。。。
Stranger: 不告诉你行不？
You: 水区过来的?
You: 不行.说吧
Stranger: 是的
Stranger: 你丫是马萨吧
You: 不是
You: 你是kingxuqing?
Stranger: 丫的，刚刚和一个澳洲妹子聊完
Stranger: 碰上tg的了，喷了。

You: so many **ing chinese people.err....
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i just met many chinese
You: very talktive,eh
Stranger: where r u from?
You: LA,you ?
Stranger: toronto
You: nice...
Stranger: you boy?
You: so are you a chick or some dudes
You: that depends...
Stranger: hehe .i m a chick
You: 哥们，别装了……

You: 春哥纯爷们！
Stranger: hay baby
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You: 你好
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what do you say?
You: 春哥纯爷们
You: say中文
Stranger: 铁血真汉子
You: 走了88

Stranger: slut?
You: 春哥纯爷们！
Stranger: 靠，又是你

老外很含蓄的，毛茸茸的小东东就是pussy

说铁血真汉子的是个江苏人

看前面还好
突然看到中文喷了

You: 春哥纯爷们！
Stranger: 还好还好
You: 纯平啊
Stranger: 沈阳纯娘们！
You: 不差不差
Stranger: 液精呢

可是看国外步兵片基本上都是剃毛的………………

我觉得我们可以统一一个词上去说的，肯定会有意思啊

时差吧，现在老外们都在床上

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Stranger: hey asl?
You: 我要女人，外国的
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真没礼貌

You: hi there
Stranger: hi...
Stranger: u r from?
You: 别装了
Stranger: 靠。这儿到底有没有外国人啊、

聊的第一个就是加拿大的……

喷了 自称加拿大的都来了

You: 抱下出身吧
Stranger: brother spring is a true man
Stranger: 这地方毁了
You: 我看懂了。其实我不懂E文的
Stranger: --！

宝宝不厚道。

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: w are you from?
You: UK. u?
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: sweden
You: 装个J8
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都是中国人啊

全是男人
全是中国人