Stranger: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action.
Stranger: Is that ok with you?
You: no
You: who are you?
Stranger: Paul from the Omegle team
You: oh cool
Stranger: We have received numerous complaints from people about your innapropriate behaviour, and this will be your final warning on the issue
Stranger: If you don't stop the abuse, we will be forced to ban your IP address from the site
You: are you kidding me?
You: i did nothing.
Stranger: This is an issue we take very seriously
Stranger: And please note, it will be your FINAL warning
You: i have just came here.
Stranger: Thank you for your time, and please respect other users on omegle. Good day to you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

好像封IP了？

Stranger: hi
You: 麻痹，喷了
Stranger: cao
Stranger: 又是中国人
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
很难连呀。。。中国威武...

Stranger: baiggi
You: hi
Stranger: lolld
You: chinese？
Stranger: are u from Sweden?
Stranger: noo
You: where r u from?
You: tianya tudou or tgfc？
Stranger: Sweden...(What a suprise.)
Stranger: u?
You: 喷了····
You have disconnected.

太TMD峰回路转了，目前还在观望，如果是真的，就赚大了！！！


Stranger: Hii
You: aloha! 春哥纯爷们儿！
Stranger: alohaaa
Stranger: are u from hawaii?
You: i wish
Stranger: loool i wish too
You: you are those china man,right
Stranger: so where are u from?
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: hahha
You: cum on,i can see you ip adress
You: you guys are so funny
Stranger: alright then, im a chinese dude
You: gotcha
You: so tell me something
Stranger: want me to strip on the webcam? \o/
Stranger: ok
You: about chick in your country
Stranger: ok, what u wanna know?
You: is the pussy tight?
Stranger: well, i think it is a average pussy
You: my cell-mate told me that
You: average ? you mean regular pussy?
Stranger: yeah u know
Stranger: how much a pussy can change?
Stranger: they are just pussies
You: A LOOOOOOT
You: i love asia chicks
Stranger: really?
Stranger: they dont have any ass
You: yep
Stranger: or tits
Stranger: and bad teeth
You: not tits.butt and pussy
You: asia chicks are often flat chested
Stranger: huum i see
Stranger: yes they are
You: i love big boobies
Stranger: where u from ?
You: LA
Stranger: so how can u love asia chicks?
You: I **ed a couple
Stranger: if they dont have big boobies
Stranger: ahh right
You: asia hooker
Stranger: l.a. huh?
You: very expensive
Stranger: u needed to pay for that?
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: of course
Stranger: if she was a hooker
Stranger: makes total sense
You: 10G for one night
Stranger: that cant be truth my friend
Stranger: its too much
You: so chinese chicks are very loose eh? someone said.
Stranger: you are in LA, how many failed actresses u could ** for free?
Stranger: chinese chicks are total sluts
Stranger: because they are ugly as hell
You: my buddy get laid a lot in china
Stranger: well, u can get laid easily, but no quality
You: no kidding!
Stranger: im serious man, they are horrible
Stranger: and i've seen many
You: who's the most beautiful firl?i mean top-notch?
Stranger: in china?
You: yep
Stranger: Zhang Ziyi... but she works there, in the us
Stranger: she's cute
You: yeah,i know that name
You: cruching tiger or some shit
Stranger: yes, that stupid movie
You: that's a awesome movie ,dude
Stranger: she's beautiful, but u dont really find girl like her here
Stranger: really? i hate it
You: why's that
Stranger: that what? the movie or the girls?
You: dude, if i come to China,maybe we can hang out sometime
Stranger: yess , totally man
Stranger: but the problem is
Stranger: that im not a chinese dude
Stranger: im a brazilian girl hahasldsf =D
You: you are just jerk around,dude
Stranger: nooo dude, i am a brazilian girl
Stranger: i only know my pussy
Stranger: and the chinese women that i know are from the markey
Stranger: market*
You: get outta here~~
Stranger: im serious maaan
You: show me some proof
Stranger: but how can i proof?!
You: photos,cams,you know ,stuff

MB叉包太骚了

断了，你妈逼的。本来以为是个中国人，想拿来逗着玩的，搞到后来好像真是巴西妹子，可惜啊

Stranger: hi ^^
You: i met a girl here, said 90% on this site is chinese, true?
Stranger: hm
Stranger: nope!
Stranger: depends on the time you get online
Stranger: at this time i think there are a lot of chinese
You: i dont think so either
Stranger: in a few hours i think there are more brazilians, because chinese go to sleep xD
You: reasonable
You: GMT+8
Stranger: what ethnicity are you? o_o
You: just guess
Stranger: hm
Stranger: chinese?
You: YES
You: ^_^
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ni hao?
Stranger: i don't know if that works for all people in chinese
You: yes, ni hao
Stranger: haha
You: and "wan shang hao"for good evening
Stranger: oh, i didn't know that one
Stranger: someone told me "wan an" is good night
You: yes for all chinese people
You: yes
Stranger: cool stuff
You: so omegle is good for learning chinese...haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: actually i learned a lot of things
Stranger: like how to say hi in swedish too
You: show me
Stranger: it's just "hej"
Stranger: but pronounced like "hey" in english haha
You: interesting
You: viking style...
Stranger: uh huh ^^
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i know some other languages too
Stranger: so i fyou wanted to say something i can teach you too
You: like "holla"
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hola? xD
You: i learned freach for 500 hrs
You: so
You: bon soir
Stranger: haha
Stranger: french is good ^^
You: yep
Stranger: pouvez-vous parler assez bien?
You: ...
You: speak freach well? no
Stranger: haha :x
Stranger: i studied it for several years
You: for read not for write and speak
Stranger: but i think i am forgetting it now =/
Stranger: ah, i see
You: yeah, use it or forget it
Stranger: yeah :x
Stranger: do you know any other languages?
Stranger: xD
You: japanese, a little
Stranger: your english seems to be good
Stranger:
You: thank u~
You: kong-bang-wa
You: japanese for good evening
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i know ^^
Stranger: my mom is japanese lol
You: |o|
Stranger: 大学生ですか。
You: so you almost a translate machine
Stranger: haha
Stranger: not really
Stranger: i just like to learn languages
Stranger: whenever i have time i like to pick up random things
You: that's a talent
Stranger: haha ^^
Stranger: not really
Stranger: just it's interesting
You: yes, esp in globlization years
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that's true perhaps
You: i'm a globlist
Stranger: oh
You: we are just earth worms...
Stranger: are you planning to travel to another country?
You: yes, travel around the world, who dont
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i really want to travel :x
Stranger: what kind of music do you listen to?
Stranger: i really have kpop songs stuck in my head right now ><
You: jazz, world music, new age, pop, R&B
You: whatever good listen to
Stranger: hm
Stranger: sounds cool ^^
You: kpops...
Stranger: from korea
You: i knew
You: kpops everywhere here in asia
You: but i'm not so into it
You: jazz is my fav
Stranger: jazz is good too :]
You: all kinds of jazz
You: electric jazz, acid, big band, vocal, avant grade
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you seem knowledgeable about music
You: ha, my friend called me "Mr. Knowledgeable for (almost) everything"
You: hehe
Stranger: haha xD
Stranger: what else do you know about?
You: everything, dear, i said everything
You: all we can talk about
You: try me
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: biology?
You: you mean sex?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: like biology!
You: btw, i love video-gaming
Stranger: and medicine
Stranger: haha
Stranger: which games do you like?
You: such as Bioshock
Stranger: oh god :x
Stranger: bioshock looks so freaking scary
You: hehe, that's for biology...hehe
You: bioshock do shock me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do you know about medicine and things?
You: and guess what, they test it in 2K Games Shanghai, and I did playtest for it
Stranger: i'm studying biomedical engineering right now so that's why i asked
Stranger: haha must have been exciting
You: so i played the true UNCUT copy
Stranger:
Stranger: wow haha
You: the screaming of little sisters were much more bloody than the released version
Stranger: omg ):
You: you can image
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes D:
You: bio is the future...
Stranger: hopefully not bioshock ):
You: and have you ever played Biohazard 5?
You: or
Stranger: lol i can't play those games ):
Stranger: they scare me a lot
You: resident evil 5
Stranger: but i saw all the movies
You: but bio is your major, babe
You: movies is just so so...but game really rocks
Stranger: haha
Stranger: but the thigns i learn in class are different
Stranger: like pharmaceutical drugs
Stranger: biomedical implants
You: oh, cure people
Stranger: and artificial limbs
Stranger: yeah ^^
You: i see
You: you're bio-healer, not bio-hazard
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yep ^^
You: dont produce freaks, you biologists...
Stranger: xDDD
You: thanks for that
Stranger: we don't produce freaks!!

You: hi
Stranger: I am a google robot, please speak.
You: ...
You: where r u from ..robot
Stranger: gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle
You: aha
Stranger: u?
You: i am a baidu robot.
You: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaidu
Stranger: wo cao.
You: 麻痹
Stranger: chun ge shi chun ye men
Stranger: 天王盖迪虎
You: 麻痹 喷了

怎么上不了……

最后遇到一个怪人：

Stranger: i have to confess
Stranger: i'm madly in love with you john.
You: i'm no John dude

Stranger: spends his free time and meal time while on his knees
You: and i am not gay , i'm not even bi

Stranger: what the odds that a man taken at random
You: random my ass ,how many guys have you been hitting on

Stranger: haha
Stranger: none
Stranger: i'm not gay either
Stranger: i like boys.
Stranger: and i'm a girl.
Stranger: so that's not gay.

You: 洗洗睡吧，春哥纯爷们儿！

这有个大哥跟我聊半天

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from where?
You: CHI
Stranger: you all look same there
You: ye
Stranger: stupid looking eys
Stranger: do you now what i mean?
You: 干嘛呢 兄弟
Stranger: all the people have same looking face.
Stranger: discusting
You: you too
Stranger: no no
Stranger: you dont even know where i am from
You: where?
Stranger: quess
You: chi?uk?
Stranger: nono
You: holland?
You: german?
You: usa?
Stranger: yes
You: usa?
Stranger: im the toughest person in the world
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im from usa
You: really? idont think so
Stranger: why all your people have black/brown hair. there are no blondes
Stranger: ??
You: your people are so individualism
Stranger: answer my question, dont blame me for nothing..
You: because we are Chinese people
You: we are chinese
You: any body there?
Stranger: thats not an answer. our military is attacking to asia in few days...
You: ye and?
Stranger: be aware
You: ok
You: and anything else?
You: from where korea?
Stranger: you dont even have a chance, when our strong and handsome boys are coming on to you!
You: your people?haha they are the most Fearing death men in the world
Stranger: and what do you think of that!!!
You: dont you remember them in iraq?
You: it`s the most stupid decision in you history
Stranger: shut up! you dont know nothing, so be quiet. we have a new president mr. obama and i know that he´s hating your people
Stranger: now
You: true?
You: what?
You: what do you want to say
Stranger: do you got any plane? you mast have some plane, or something bad may happen even to you.

这一句不就露馅了么，老美是RE吧

Stranger: so how much do you hate japanense people?
You: not really. it's all past
Stranger: well thats good...because i still hate them for pearl harbor

他根本不玩。不了解。现在大把上课前上网的美国大学生。豆瓣女斗睡了

You: hi
Stranger: hey,what's ur time there?
You: 23:58
You: and u?
Stranger: 你中国哪的
Stranger: 我现在在澳洲
You: =。=
Stranger: 2点了
You: GMT+8算的好准
You: 本站80%都是国人占领，嗯
Stranger: 哈
You: 深圳
Stranger: 你男的女的
You: 重要吗
Stranger: 扯淡呗
You: 那就不男不女吧
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: 春哥纯爷们！
Stranger: hooooooooi
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: ni hao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

被玩了

Stranger: FIRST!
You: tell me a knock knock joke
Stranger: knock knock
You: who is there
Stranger: Boo
You: boo who
Stranger: you **ing cry baby.

无语了



Stranger: hi
You: tell me a knock knock joke
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there
Stranger: doctor
You: doctor who
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: not funny,dude
Stranger:
Stranger: u tell one?
You: knock konck
Stranger: whos there
You: pete
Stranger: pete who
You: pete yourmouth
Stranger: ?
You: hahaha
Stranger: thats awful
You: that's funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i'm a homosex
You: me too
Stranger: nice
Stranger: the male kind?
You: gay
You: yes
Stranger: cool
You: have sex with other guys?
Stranger: i wish.
You: so u're virgin
Stranger: sort of.
You: how come sort of virgin =0
Stranger: well, yes.
Stranger: are you
You: nope. i've **ed lot of people...
Stranger: impressive
You: try have some fun, but always use a condom
You: babe
Stranger: i have a girlfriend though
You: so you're bi?
Stranger: ok
You: dont break her heart
You: if you only interested in men
Stranger: i never would.

You: ** chinese and you are horny again half a hour later
Stranger: thats not funny, that a little racist

Stranger: drunk china man comes home
Stranger: climbs into bed next to his wife
Stranger: she wakes up
Stranger: he says "come on honey, I want a 69"
Stranger: she says "I ain't making you beef chow mein at this time of night"
Stranger: BOOM BOOM
Stranger: a little racist, but its ok because its funny
You: i didn't get it
You: what's a 69
Stranger: sex or a number on a chinese menu
Stranger: are you old enough for those sort of jokes?
You: yeah,i'm like 14

Stranger: Hi, if you are a girl and have webcam, please strip for meI'm 15.
You: well
You: thats illegal in most part of the world...

You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: china
You: u too...
Stranger: woshi obama
You: woshi father of obama
Stranger: haha

刚刚假冒印度阿三，结果好像碰到个真阿三。

不玩了，洗洗睡。 等封大陆IP之后用VPN上去耍

玩了一个小时不好玩，不是春哥纯爷们儿，就是我刚一说china,TMD人就闪了

You: Are you working now？
Stranger: i am working, but i am waiting till I can go to lunch.
You: The company must be loose...
Stranger: It is a slow day

Stranger: Bonjour
You: 草泥马
Stranger: 草泥马
Stranger: 豆瓣来的吧
You: 不是 TG的

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 垒猴！
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

一句话都讲不到...连续3次了……

太欢了·

卧草泥马勒戈壁

没人能对上，日。

怎么登陆不上了。