我怎么打开一次再打不开了？》。。。。

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You: 麻痹，喷了
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Stranger: hi
You: 风吹屁眼冷
Stranger: china ?
You: OH YES
Stranger: i don't speak chinese ! sorry !
You: HAHA
Stranger: i come from france
You: DON‘T WORRY I TEACH YOU
Stranger: ok, but i know chinese is difficult !
You: “我是**” means HELLO
Stranger: hmm ok !
Stranger: how you say girl for example !?
You: 婊子
You: OK THAT ALL，CLASS OVER
Stranger: !

Stranger: hi
You: 春哥纯爷们
Stranger: MB
You: 这没老外，真的
Stranger: 唉
You: 自报家门，赶紧的
Stranger: 弄是TF发
You: 我TG巨阳组的
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麻痹，看到众多回帖，终于喷了

You: 麻痹，喷了
Stranger: 哈
Stranger: 晚上好‘
You: 你好……
Stranger: 昨天一直没碰到中国人……
You: 是么
You: 今天全是中国人
Stranger: 今天一上来就是你……
You: 豆瓣的暗语是：春哥纯爷们
Stranger: 终于不用翻译机了
You: ……
Stranger: 看来都是豆瓣来的……
You: 我不是豆瓣来的
You: 麻痹，喷了 也是暗语
You: TGFC的
Stranger: XDDDD
Stranger: 果然全被中国人占领了
You: 还聊吗
Stranger: 您随意……
Stranger: 头回碰到中国人居然不知道怎么聊了。。
You: 这段奇妙的缘分难道就这样被掐断……
Stranger: 不过碰到老外更不知道怎么聊

[本帖最后由 RestlessDream 于 2009-4-9 20:43 编辑]

You: 另觅新欢吧
Stranger: 我问个小白问题，TGFC是哪里
You: 今晚中国人应该很多
You: 呃，tgfc.com
You: 一个神奇的地方
Stranger: 好。。。有缘人再会。。。
You: 那里是草泥马的故乡，那里实力男们在中山公园的草地上滚来滚去

Stranger: 找人聊天
You: 求一夜情
Stranger: 你男的女的
You: 你男的女的？
Stranger: 女的
You: 男的
Stranger: 你在那个城市
You: 来湖南 管饭开发票
Stranger: 湖南太远你来北京啊
You: 你有发票么？
You: 管饭么？

You: 麻痹，喷了
Stranger: hello?
You: hi
Stranger: nice to see ya
You: you too
Stranger: from?
You: china
Stranger: oh, very old courty
You: eh...yes and no
Stranger: why?
You: a long history but new in all ways
Stranger: china ,long history
You: long history is a gift, as well as a burden
Stranger: all ways? i think your motherland developed very fast
You: economically yes
You: but not politically
Stranger: my mom went to china in 2005
You: good
Stranger: she go to xi'an , or xian?
You: yes, xi'an
Stranger: old city ,she said
You: yes
You: in ShanXi
Stranger: Shan Xi ? a state?
You: a Province
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and ..my friends tell me that tibet not a part of china
Stranger: right or wrong
You: i'm sure tibet is a part of china
You: if you read a little about china history
Stranger: really? but people in my counry said that you are brual to the tibetian
You: that's not true
Stranger: brutal
Stranger: o?
Stranger: do you like china?
Stranger: as a chinese?
You: of course
Stranger: 你是合格的中国人
You: ……

Stranger: hi!
You: 春哥纯爷们
Stranger: I don't speak chinese!
You: 别装了哥们
Stranger: speak english!
You: 这儿没外人
You: it a riddle
Stranger: you are stupid
You: solve it and i'll release you
You: 傻了吧，装！
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妈滴B 大家都越来越厉害了 遇到一般脑子秀逗了的角色
差点又有人喊遇到德国 芬兰 西班牙 加拿大 日本的了
刚俺还玩RPG扮演了下比利时，捷克，克罗地亚的Krása或Ljepota:D 到处逗人玩

233333

Stranger: how are you
You: r u chinese? r u girl? r u looking for one night stand?
Stranger: no no no

你信吗？
从下午到现在玩了不下50多盘 都是中国人
后面我都全装外国人，遇到也自称外国的，就两人继续装，到后面还不是看出他门子

麻痹，喷了

我尴尬了 这不是国人假冒的吧 也太厉害了
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Stranger: hi
You: 别装了
Stranger: a Chinese?
Stranger: or Janpanese?
Stranger: sorry i don't know the CJK Characters
You: japanese
Stranger: well, how a u?
You: not very good
You: you from ?
Stranger: UK
Stranger: a village near by London
Stranger: and you?
You: a town near by tokyo ha
Stranger: town?
You: what time is it you there
Stranger: in Japan there is no town i think
Stranger: what do u mean by Town?
You: 城镇
You: there is
Stranger: ok, now i'm learning somthing
You: f/m?
Stranger: Is the Chinese character the same as Japanese?
You: most of
Stranger: but what u typed are all Chinese characters, IMHO
You: hey i heard there are many chinese here pretended to be forigners
You: you must be fooled by them
Stranger: i don't know those guys
Stranger: i think the English will differ them
Stranger: keep on telling me some Japanese, ok?
You: if you dont know chinese how can you differ characters i typed is chinese or japanese i am curious
Stranger: well, Japanese characters are more simple than Chinese
Stranger: my brot' told me that
You: but most of them are almost the same
Stranger: like some curves or lines or their combinations
Stranger: most of them?
Stranger: ppl don't tell me that
Stranger: well, i looked up Wikipedia just now
Stranger: i think it is you who fool me!
Stranger: what you type is simple Chinese!
You: in japanese there are some character called '中国語の文字'
Stranger: 鎮 not 镇 ,ok?
Stranger: byebye
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我不信啊
只是这个是我碰到最有意思的了

You: 搞一夜情么
Stranger: 不
You: 管饭
Stranger: 逗鬼佬。。。
You: 可开机打发票
Stranger: 你男的女的
You: 男
Stranger: 哎呀
You: 我要女的用得着管饭么

You: hi！
Stranger: 我是豆瓣观光团
You: shit..

叉包你太骚了

茶包是坏人

遇到个波兰人，发给我一张他的狗的照片。
我怎么看怎么别扭啊。
达人看看是不是ps的？
奇怪他ps这个干啥？
http://forum.gofw.xgame.pl/download.php?id=229

Stranger: hola!
You: nice to meet u
Stranger: Chinese?
You: ?
You: america, male
You: you ?
Stranger: chinese, female
You: oh, china girl
You: cool
Stranger: 90% on this website is chinese
You: really?
You: i dont think so
Stranger: student?
You: yeah. ucla, major in theatre
You: and u?
Stranger: gruaduated already
Stranger: so u r an actor!
You: nope. major in directing...
Stranger: director! cooler!
You: my mom been to china, 2005
You: travel around asia, hongkong, beijing, shanghai, and xian? or xi'an? not sure
Stranger: i c. i am in shanghai.
You: 怎么全是魔都豆瓣女，真无聊，靠
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北欧饥渴女嫌你三把半太短！

Stranger: hi sb
You: ？
You: hi there
Stranger: means greeting
Stranger: how are you
You: hi, nice to meet u
You: i met a girl here, said 90% on this site is chinese, true?
Stranger: I don't know..
You: holy shit...
Stranger: why?
You: since when all the chinese speaking english...
You: impossible
Stranger: I don't think it's impossible..
You: wait...
You: u mean
You: YOU're chinese?
Stranger: why impossible?
Stranger: Yes right.
Stranger: and you?
You: 你才是纱布，你全家都是纱布

能恢复吗？想继续聊啊！！

叉包太233了

U R MAN !!

叉包玩的不亦乐乎啊

服务器趴下了，我天朝威武！！

把服务器都刷爆了

妈滴B，越来越难骗了
作为好演员的我，可怜也发出去几张异国MM生活照啊，冒充澳大利亚黄金海岸的MM，老家在墨尔本，尽量打字也英语地道点，字斟句酌免得自己出些CHINESE ENGLISH，被对方看破。我说住QUEENSBERRY STREET，附近是University of Melburne和Melburne General Cemetery,还详细给他介绍了风土人情，就聊考拉就聊了10多分钟，悉尼歌剧院的具体位置（所有这些我都是照着地图说滴）
我搬出了悉尼大学里头一张照片（其实是我在那读书的朋友发给我的圣诞聚会照），说我就是中间那个金发的，我有一些中国同学，所以对中国很感兴趣，因此对中国有些熟悉。喜欢中国的帅哥，尤其是陈坤和刘烨，我们只相差两小时，给了些sydney果园采樱桃的照片,谈了下RMB和澳元啥地

对方问了年龄，身高，然后马上要我邮箱（给了他个HOTMAIL），MSN，交朋友，他自己留下了联系方式，还说以后一定要与我长期联系
我现在装纯，装作从来不知道中国的QQ联系方式啥的，他说一定帮我弄个，说让我以后用那个，说明天就发到我邮箱，以后我可以用这个和他聊天。看能不能骗点Q币啥滴



不确定对方上当没，这个不是TG的吧？

就怕这骗子有文化！

叉包太骚了……

我碰到不下5个芬兰的……（也许都是装的？？）

跳水罗内牛满面……


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You: 你好

You: hi

You: anyone?

Stranger: hi!

Stranger: i'm here

You: from Bejing or not?

You: from where?

Stranger: finland

You: female?

Stranger: yes

You: I've never been to Fin

You: a nice place, isn't it?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: but sometimes it's too cold

You: I also feel freezing in Beijing

You: have u been to other countries?

Stranger: how many degrees is there?

You: around 10 C now

Stranger: ok we have 5 C

Stranger: i have been in many other countries many times

You: ha, a little bit warmer here

You: U.S??

Stranger: yes

You: I've only been to the US.

You: oh, which state??

Stranger: california and florida and in NYC

You: me CA, too

You: I love the whether there

Stranger: me too !

You: you must have visted the Disney in both CA & FL

Stranger: only in florida

You: then you are lucky 'cause the one in FL is better

Stranger: i have heard someting like that

You: pple in Euro allo love soccer, what about you?

Stranger: i love it !

Stranger: i watch all the matches

You: domestic league?

Stranger: champion league

Stranger: no but that too we have here Veikkaus Liiga

You: I see, in China you have to stay late to watch CL matchs

You: I only know one soccer star in Fin. but I can't recall his exactly name

Stranger: say what you think it is

Stranger: i know him i guess

You: the very famous one, who played for Ajax

Stranger: Jari Litmanen?

You: Yes!!! it's hime.

Stranger: great !

You: Is he popular ??

Stranger: he is in finland a hero

You: I think so.

You: which team you think will champion league?

Stranger: manchester united

You: then you will watch the air later?

Stranger: yes

You: It's a truth that C Ronaldo has pretty bad reputation in Asia.

Stranger: i don't ?

Stranger: in europe he has a very good reputation

You: that's unbelievable

You: you are a Man U homer??

Stranger: homer`?

You: a enthusiast

Stranger: yes

You: me 2, I began to fan Man U from 90's

Stranger: that's fantastic !

You: the year when they were behind Newcastle 10 something points but eventully passed over

You: maybe 97 or 98?

Stranger: byu some food for my sister
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[本帖最后由 milk 于 2009-4-9 22:51 编辑]

Stranger: 你哪的？
You: tgfc的
You: 我已经说第二遍了，所以你应该是不知道的
Stranger: 汗
Stranger: 没听过
You: 没事。。。
You: 你怎么会来这里混的？
Stranger: 看到天涯的， 围观召唤贴
You: 给个地址来
Stranger:http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/funinfo/1/1427138.shtml
You: 反正这事儿天涯豆瓣百度的人都出动了
You: 这么些地方一闹腾开估计大半中国人也该来了
Stranger: 哈哈
Stranger: 就是
Stranger: tgfc是干什么的？
You: 游戏论坛
You:http://club.tgfc.com/thread-6066097-1-1.html
Stranger: 哦，不玩游戏
Stranger: 去看看
You: 很好玩，不过你不注册大概看不了
You: 这个帖子里也有很多好玩的对话
Stranger: 恩，特色是什么？
Stranger: O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
You: 你要说特色么。。。
You: 反正我混了一个礼拜之后，觉得天涯也不用去了。。。
Stranger: 哇~那真要去看看。天涯我也有点腻了。。
You: 天涯真要混太浪费时间，这里又好玩又精悍
Stranger: 哪个版块比较好玩？




233，还给tg做广告了

在上面还真少人懂咱们的论坛啊。。。。。。。。。。。麻痹了好几十次了，都没对上号。。。。。。。。。

You: i met a girl here, said 90% on this site is chinese, true?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: you believe?
Stranger: i never met chinese
You: may be...
Stranger: where are you from?
You:
Texas
Stranger: age
You: what's do u want?
Stranger: no
Stranger: if you are a litter girl ,we should talk about something suitbale
You: 来 小弟弟 叔叔有糖

Stranger: well, how a u?
英国人不会用a来缩写are吧，明显中国人么。

碰到个家伙秀ps3

打不开了。