1:<What a miracle</span>>
1<_真_是_大_力_出_奇_迹
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2:<Whether to pay or not, are you molesting me!>
2到_底_付_不_付_款_,_你_是_不_是_在_调_戏_我_啊_!
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3:<Why did you leave me a dog, wait for me>
3怎_么_丢_下_我_一_只_狗_了_,_等_等_我
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4:<This is not only a small animal that girls like, but boys also like it!>
4这_不_单_单_是_女_生_喜_欢_的_小_动_物_,_男_生_也_喜_欢_!
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5:<You are not a wiper! I think you look like a sensor!>
5你_这_不_是_刮_水_器_把_!_我_看_你_这_倒_像_是_感_应_器_!
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6:<Are you drunk and drunk? This is the first time I see you!>
6你_这_是_喝_酒_喝_醉_了_嘛_?_我_还_是_第_一_次_见_!
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7:<The legendary girlfriend of someone else's house>
7传_说_中_的_别_人_家_的_女_朋_友
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8:<Brother, what are you pulling? The tires are on strike>
8大_哥_,_你_这_是_拉_的_什_么_,_轮_胎_都_罢_工_了
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9:<I won't call you next time I drink>
9下_次_再_喝_酒_一_定_不_喊_你
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10:<Now the beauties of domestic girls are too high, and the foreign daughter-in-law looks pretty handsome>
10现_在_国_内_妹_子_彩_礼_太_高_,_这_国_外_媳_妇_长_得_也_挺_俊_的
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11:<Wake up, see if this stupid dog looks exactly like you>
11醒_醒_,_你_看_看_这_个_傻_狗_是_不_是_跟_你_长_得_一_模_一_样
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12:<Do you really think you can land perfectly?>
12你_才_真_以_为_自_己_能_够_完_美_的_落_地_吗
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13:<This car can also play drift>
13这_车_也_能_玩_漂_移
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14:<The first time was an accident, this second time?>
14第_一_次_是_意_外_,_这_第_二_次_?
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15:<Oh, you can learn this, save trouble!>
15哎_呦_,_这_个_可_以_学_一_下_啊_,_省_事_!
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16:<What about my girlfriend? Let you skin!>
16说_好_的_我_女_朋_友_呢_?_让_你_皮_!
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17:<If you don't take a good picture of them, take a good picture of them!>
17不_给_他_俩_拍_好_ _他_俩_就_给_你_拍_好_!
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18:<The last stubbornness! It hurts to look at your face!>
18最_后_的_倔_强_!_看_着_脸_就_疼_啊_!
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19:<Heartbroken, it's not as good as a dog!>
19扎_心_了_,_活_的_真_不_如_狗_!
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20:<Rooster: TMD let me go, she is my woman>
20公_鸡_:_T_M_D_给_我_松_开_,_她_是_我_的_女_人
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21:<You can’t mess with your hairstyle!>
21凭_你_在_捣_乱_,_发_型_不_能_乱_!
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22:<Women can't get used to it, don't take a washboard when you should use durian!>
22女_人_不_能_惯_,_该_用_榴_莲_的_时_候_就_别_拿_搓_板_!
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23:<What I saw must be a fake tiger, yes, that's it>
23我_看_到_的_一_定_是_一_只_假_老_虎_,_对_,_就_是_这_样
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24:<What is this stuff, does anyone know? ?>
24这_个_是_什_么_东_东_,_有_谁_知_道_?_?
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25:<If I had so many coins as a child, I could play for months>
25儿_时_要_是_能_有_这_么_多_硬_币_,_我_能_玩_好_几_个_月
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26:<Is it Meimei?>
26是_不_是_美_美_哒
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27:<The same man, why can you be so enchanting?>
27同_样_是_男_人_,_你_为_何_能_如_此_妖_娆_?
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28:<Girl, don't laugh like that, blame it for the eerie!>
28妹_子_,_不_要_这_么_笑_,_怪_阴_森_森_的_!
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29:<I don't understand, why I have to run up to play if I'm afraid.>
29我_是_不_明_白_,_为_啥_害_怕_还_非_要_跑_上_去_玩_。
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30:<Please don't disturb me, I am practicing apnea qigong>
30请_不_要_打_扰_我_,_我_正_在_练_闭_气_功
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31:<I have accepted the mother-in-law, greet the unwanted one, and immediately take it away!>
31收_婆_娘_了_,_不_想_要_的_招_呼_一_声_,_马_上_领_走_!
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32:<Brother, this water is a bit deep! Haha>
32大_哥_,_这_个_水_有_点_深_啊_!_哈_哈
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33:<Nothing is more important than looking twice!>
33没_有_什_么_比_多_看_两_眼_更_重_要_了_!
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34:<Sister, you think too much, they are not here to welcome you>
34妹_子_,_你_想_多_了_吧_,_人_家_又_不_是_来_欢_迎_你_的
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35:<The first time I saw a lifeless girl!>
35第_一_次_见_到_没_生_气_的_妹_子_!
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36:<It’s not easy to pick up a bride these days.>
36这_年_头_接_个_新_娘_子_,_也_太_不_容_易_了_吧
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