o(∩_∩)o要和諧啊!迎接奥運:教你几招史上最强的中式英語

  • n
    naughtyben
    1.we two who and who?
    咱俩谁跟谁阿

    2.how are you ? how old are you?
    怎么是你,怎么老是你?


    3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
    你不鸟我,我也不鸟你


    4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
    你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!


    5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
    有事起奏,无事退朝

    6.you me you me
    彼此彼此

    7.You Give Me Stop!!
    你给我站住!

    8.know is know noknow is noknow
    知之为知之,不知为不知…

    9.watch sister
    表妹

    10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s son can make hole!!
    龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

    11.American Chinese not enough
    美中不足

    12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
    车祸现场描述

    13.heart flower angry open
    心花怒放

    14.go past no mistake past
    走过路过,不要错过

    15.小明:I am sorry!
    老外:I am sorry too!
    小明:I am sorry three!
    老外:What are you sorry for?
    小明:I am sorry five!


    16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
    要钱没有,要命一条

    17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
    我叫李老大,今年25。


    18.you have two down son。
    你有两下子。


    19.as far as you go to die
    有多远,死多远!!


    20.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
    给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸


    21.People mountain and people sea.
    人山人海

    22.seven up eight down
    七上八下

    23.love who who
    爱谁谁

    24.no three no four
    不三不四
    做早操:do morning ****
    做课间操:do class between ****


    25一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
    一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)


    26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
    保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
    800块, 吃你的,住你的

    27.you give me run egg!
    你给我滚蛋!
  • 小乐惠
    3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
    你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
  • R
    RANKS
    800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
  • q
    qtxs
  • Are you serious? 你是希尔瑞斯吗?
    No, I'm kidding. 不,我是凯丁。
  • 海鸥
    听说有几个连老外都知道。。。
  • l
    literry2001
    long time no see.
    好久不见

    ——已经顺利成为正式英语短语的中式英语。
  • 四裤全输
    ?啊?那句经典的

    do people want thick road

    怎么可能没有啊?
  • c
    cystev
    how long away,go long away
  • j
    jinwyp
    blue who say and the whose 这个谁知道 哈哈
  • X
    X异H形W
    one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
  • s
    sectionboy
    where, where
    哪里哪里。
  • K
    Klyress
    有几个可能有潜力成为正式英语
  • 绝对和体
    5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
    有事起奏,无事退朝


    这个太内涵了!!!
  • 菅野亞梨沙
    生化4中ADA说过这句
  • 不入虎穴,焉得虎子。

    你多了个the
  • 霏菲飞
    long time no see.

    已经很正式了吧,老外都懂
  • Т
    ТheRock
    最强的应该是ball ball you--球球(求求)你
  • 莎木迷
    you give me run egg!:D
  • a
    atongmu2
    大半夜看这个帖子笑果不错...
  • x
    xxxdddhhh6
    long time no see怎么是中式的啊~明显标准英语啊。,。,,。


    24太牛比了,。,。,。
  • 小黑屋战魂
    The man who is f u c k ing is the son of who has f u c k ed.

    :D 正日是日成的儿子……
  • 瞎狗
    内涵帖~~~
  • ♂LEO
    英语水平顿时提高
  • v
    van601030
    有那么几个已经差不多了
  • n
    ndsman
    How much one shoot~绝对真实