A：你看P啊！
B：我看你呢。

A：·#￥%…………——%￥#·￥·#￥
B：（沉默……）
C：你怎么不回嘴？
B：狗咬我一口，我不可能咬狗一口。
A：含泪远奔……

昨天两同学斗嘴，
甲骂乙：你真是狗嘴里吐不出象牙
乙立即回应：你吐一个给我看看

某男对路女吹口哨:大姐,B掉了
路女淡定的回道:你捡回家操吧

高中的时候，两同学吵架
男：我*你妈！
女：我阉你爸！

A 你个畜生
B 畜生你骂哪个
A 老子骂你
B 哦 畜生骂我啊~~

某日和姐们一起坐公车回家
我先到站，姐们开玩笑拉我衣袖。
我边扭边嚷：“你不要像苍蝇一样盯着我~~”
姐们迅速回：“谁盯着你，你以为你是屎啊！”

玩山口山时。有人在战场频道大骂 你 妈 b
有人回敬 你妈不长b
他再骂 氧化钙你个从你妈妈 b中爬出来的
那人说 你不是b里出来的 你是从你妈p眼里爬出来的

甲：我的头像牛B吗？
乙：像

玩游戏好了...............

游戏规则: 先由楼上提问~!楼下的回答后再提问~!让楼下的回答~!以此类推~!
答提者应实事求是的回答~!即使题目异常刁钻~也要如实回答~!

泄洪…没赶上*/-91

我先问,请问楼下的,您最满意自己身体的哪个部位呢?

眼睛……
LX的，最喜欢女人哪个部位？*/-19

废话,当然是B.....................

LX,你介意我楼上日你女友吗??

不介意，反正都是我*/-19
LX的，CHH高层啥关系？

日你
CHH高层都是一腿的*/-19
LX你和CHH高层有染吗??

同学对话
A:how are you？
B:fine，fuck you

女：你TM是不是男人？
男：撇开两腿：来试试就知道了~

我的两个BH同学对话如下。。。。。。。。。。。。
A：你以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃儿响叮当仁不让世界充满爱无止境然跟我说这样的话？！
B：你塞翁失马失前蹄笑皆非短流长使英雄泪满襟帼不让须眉来眼去你妈的！

A：SB
B：你在做自我介绍吗

A:你胸大无脑
B:总比你胸小无脑好

A：·#￥%…………——%￥#·￥·#￥
B：（沉默……）
C：你怎么不回嘴？
B：狗咬我一口，我不可能咬狗一口。
A：含泪远奔……

昨天两同学斗嘴，
甲骂乙：你真是狗嘴里吐不出象牙
乙立即回应：你吐一个给我看看

某男对路女吹口哨:大姐,B掉了
路女淡定的回道:你捡回家操吧

玩山口山时。有人在战场频道大骂 你 妈 b
有人回敬 你妈不长b
他再骂 氧化钙你个从你妈妈 b中爬出来的
那人说 你不是b里出来的 你是从你妈p眼里爬出来的

高中的时候，两同学吵架
男：我*你妈！
女：我阉你爸！

某日和姐们一起坐公车回家
我先到站，姐们开玩笑拉我衣袖。
我边扭边嚷：“你不要像苍蝇一样盯着我~~”
姐们迅速回：“谁盯着你，你以为你是屎啊！”

甲：我的头像牛B吗？
乙：像

日你
CHH高层都是一腿的
LX你和CHH高层有染吗??

- - 为什么是我？？ 没关系 只是认识而已

LX 最近一次SY是什么时候的事？

sy=使用, 刚刚使用了电脑*/-19

LX最近一次KJ是什么时候*/-93

上午大盘一度下跌百点，收盘前跌幅收窄，下跌78点，成交开始放大到800亿，比昨天多出近200亿。



上午大盘下跌并没有感到可怕，因为早盘就已经考虑到了变数的存在，所以用了大量的篇幅来说明，而开盘指数只延续反弹了半个小时，就开始打压下跌，最低到3160点.



可以说上5连阴加小阳再续跌的组合已经走出来了，下午指数只能向上，有放量则速度将加快，无量则以缓涨为主，过程不论，2：30后的尾盘将出现抢盘的现象；今天的下跌明确了后势将出现可以延续到下周的反弹，上午3220下方的买入盘都会有盈利出局的机会，因为上午的插曲不会影响到后面W的走势。



个股方面，因为考虑到指数方面变数的存在，所以，早盘只提到一个板块，就是地产股，这是不以指数为转移的，到时间表现就应该出来表现，而且特别的说明像保利金地等的利空消息无关紧要，地产板块也如愿的成为今天上午的做多主力，下午地产股还将继续表现，最好像保利这样的大地产股出现涨停；下午继续关注创投股的表现，创投第一股鲁信高新又要走上新高的征途了；下午钢铁股也可关注。



交易上，视仓位轻重，考虑逢跌继续买入。

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

今天，我被炒了鱿鱼，因为一个客户投诉说她不喜欢我一直盯着她的孩子看时的眼神（暗指恋童）。我是个救生员。FAML

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a f***ing stick for my birthday. FML

今天，我在我生日的第二天回到了家。母亲来迎接我，告诉我说：“啊，我有个生日礼物要给你。”她解释说她和我爸去远足了，然后就把我的礼物给了我——于是，我MLGB的得到了根登山拐棍作为生日礼物。FML

Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and then decided to break up with her. Why? We're lenbians. FML

今天，我得知我的女朋友怀孕了。于是我决定和她分手。你问为什么？因为我们是百合。FML

Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

今天，我在帮我的邻居照看他家的新小狗。那天来了个特别大的雷暴，那小狗被吓得直叫，身体抖得厉害。我把它放到我的膝盖上试着安抚它。在一声巨大的响雷之后，那狗在我身上来了次爆炸性的腹泻，拉了我一身。FML

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you f***inag cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

今天，我听见我的女儿隔着浴室门向我儿子喊：“你又在里面ZW吗?!”然后我儿子喊了回去：“闭嘴，你个B!!”我女儿7岁，我儿子8岁。FML

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

今天，我6岁的小女儿问我：“如果你和爹地死了我怎么办呢？”我告诉她她可能会去和昂特舅舅和艾琳舅妈去住。她看着我，说：“那你们死了就没事了。我不会哭的。我在那边想要啥就有啥。”FML

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML

今天，我女朋友的朋友跟她说她看见我和一个很可爱的女孩买东西。我到家了以后我的女友就给了我一拳，问我那女孩是谁。很显然，她的朋友没告诉她那“可爱的女孩”是我三岁的小侄女。因为那拳我少了颗牙。FML

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

今天，我的男友在淋浴，于是我决定和他一起洗。我脱光了衣服走进了浴室。我踩在水里滑了一跤，脑袋砸到马桶上晕了过去。我醒过来的时候，看到了我男朋友他爸爸包着浴巾看着我。我搞错人了。FML

Today, I was working as a swim 包含uctor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

今天，我在教小孩子游泳。为了让他们不怕水，我把脸埋在水里吹泡泡。我让他们都试试。所有的人都试了，除了一个以外。我走到他跟前，又给他做了次示范。结果他跟我说：“可是我刚才在那片水里尿了。”FML

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

今天，我交往了两年的女友决定和我第一次OOXX。我们在房间里的时候，终于决定要开始时，她向我坦白她从来都没看过JJ。为了让她放松一点，我给她看了看我的JJ。当她一看到……这个嘛……她晕倒了。FML

Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidently dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML

今天，我在足球场上奔跑的时候，突然我嘴里的口香糖掉在球场上了。因为没人发现，所以我就把它捡起来继续嚼。我发现这个口香糖是另外一种味道的。

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his ＄20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

今天，我的小镇举办了一次给癌症募捐的园游会。我负责打理一个“亲吻小站”（就是捐钱以后得到一个吻）。一个很可爱的男生过来付了20刀，看了看我，就说：“就算是为了癌症我也不干了。”然后就把钱拿了回去，跑掉了。FML

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

今天，我在酒吧遇到了一个男生，于是我们后来就回到了我的房间。我们开始OOXX，大概三十秒以后，他就停下来说这事并不对——他太喜欢我了，喜欢到不能忍受和我一(HX你妹）夜(HX你妹）情的地步。他给了我电话号码，吻了我的脸颊以后离开了。实际上他已经射了-_- 于是我给他打电话——但是是错误号码。FML

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

今天，我在一家中餐馆吃饭。我忘了我的眼镜，所以感觉有些偏头痛。我挤着眼睛，又捏又压我的太阳穴试图缓解头痛。我被从餐馆里赶了出来，永远不得入内，因为那个女服务员以为我在嘲笑她的眼睛。FML

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

今天，我走到厨房里面，不小心打碎了我妈的花瓶。我说：“事故时有发生嘛。”她回答，“对，像你的出生一样。”FML